Submitted by Heather (via email)

If Women Rule The World
  
* A man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply because he is
  breathing. 
* Medical research money would be spent on developing new birth control 
  methods for men. 
* Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams. 
* Baby-sitting, doing dishes and making beds would be considered "Macho". 
* The hem of men's pants would go up or down depending on the economy. 
* Men would be forced to purchase overpriced clothes every season. 
* Minnie Mouse would get equal billing with Mickey. 
* Fewer women would be dieting because the ideal weight standard would 
  increase by 40 pounds. 
* Overweight men would be encouraged to wear girdles. 
* PMS would be a legitimate defense in court. 
* Men would come with papers showing their true identity, marital and 
  employment status, if they live with their mother, and whether they have 
  had their shots. 
* Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity. 
* Men would get reputations for sleeping around. 
* "Ms Magazine" would have an annual swimsuit issue featuring scantily clad
  male models. 
* Men who designed women's shoes would be forced to wear them. 
* Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing foods within two hours of 
  bedtime. 
* Men would be as attentive AFTER marriage as they were before. 
* Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for 
  none of the credit. 
* Little girls would read "Snow White and the Seven Hunks". 
* Men would earn 70 cents for every dollar women make. 
* Men would bring drinks, chips and dip to women watching soap operas. 
* Men would HAVE to get Playboy for the articles, because there would be 
  no pictures. 
* Men would learn phrases like: I'm sorry, I love you, You're beautiful, 
  Of course you don't look fat in that outfit, Go to sleep-I'll take care 
  of the baby, etc. 
* Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their
  accomplishments. 
* Men would sit around and wonder what WE are thinking. 
* Men would pay as much attention to their women as their cars. 
* All toilet seats would be nailed down. (Yea!) 
* Men would work on relationships as much as they work on their careers. 
* TV news segments on sports would never run longer than one minute. 
* All men would be forced to spend one month in a PMS simulator. 
* Men would have their wedding rings permanently attached so they can't 
  pretend to be single. 
* During mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flashes and women would date 
  19 year old boys.(woo hoo heheh) 
* Overweight men would have their weight brought to their attention 
  constantly.