Title: Cool Things To Say
 Writer: biXen
 Date: 11th February 98
 Type: Misc


 <*If says something rude to you...use these answers to them...*>
 <*Use the most appropriate...                                 *>

 - Bullshit I cant hear you,sound off like you got a pair...

 - You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even a human
   fucking being! You are nothing but an unorganized grabasstic
   piece of amphibian shit!
  
 - Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?

 - You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will 
   not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will 
   teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself 
   or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
  
 - What's your excuse? 

 - Do you think I'm fuckin' playing with you, asshole?

 - I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass
   and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-
   around! I'll be watching you!

 - Did your parents have any children that lived?
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 - I'll bet they regret that! You're so ugly you could be a modern art 
   masterpiece! What's your name, fatbody?

 - You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk?

 - Now ain't that a sad sight, daddy,walks into jail a white man, walks
   out talkin like a nigger.  It's all that black semen been shootin
   up his butt.  It's backed up into his brain and comes out of his mouth.


 <* If someone (you dont know who) says something rude about you... *>
 <* Then u find out who                                             *>

 - Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little
   communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here, who just signed his
   own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy fucking godmother said it! 
   Out-fucking-standing! I will P.T. you all until you fucking die! I'll 
   P.T. you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.

 - Was it you, you scroungy little fuck, huh?!

 - You little piece of shit! You look like a fucking worm! I'll bet it 
   was you!

 - Well ...no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? "His/her
   name ? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to
   my house and fuck my sister/brother.

 - I'm asking the fucking questions here. Do you understand?! 

 - Yeah, well, your best better get a helluva lot fuckin' better, or
   you're gonna feel a helluva fuckin' lot worse.

 <* Someone is accusing you for lying (or sumthing like that) *>

 - You fuckin' liar, I didn't say shit!
 
 - What the fuck is wrong with you ?

 - Yes, you did. You said as long as I don't act like a fuckin' nut,
   implying that I've been acting like a fuckin' nut.


 <* You gonna kick their ass *>

 - Well that don't matter now, 'cause you got about two fuckin' seconds
   to live!

 <* Someone are slowminded *>

 - You two, Simon says sit the fuck down!

 - That's not fuckin' that...this is fuckin' this.Go sit over there.