Title: Make Your Wife Come
 Writer: biXen
 Date: 11th February 98
 Type: Misc


 So they're talkin about how they get their wives off, and the French 
 guys says:All I gotta do is take my pinky and tickle my Fifi's little
 oo la la  and she rises a foot off the bed.
 That's nothin.  When I take the tip of my tongue and wiggle it against
 my Mary Louise's little fun pimple, she rises two feet off da bed.
 Then our friend from Poland says:You guys ain't no cocksmen. When I get
 through fuckin my Sophie, I wipe my dick on the curtains and you know
 what?  She hits the roof!