;컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴� ;컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴� ; Most .ASM files are dead boring to read. I will try and rectify this. ;컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴� ;컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴� ; ;Remember DSI? The gaming company that made all those great old games like ;Stunts... DSI also stands for: ; ;栢 栢� 栢� 栢� � � 栢� 栢� 栢� 栢� 栢� 栢� � � � � 栢� 栢 栢� 栢� 栢� ;� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � 栢� � � � � � � � � � � ;� � � � 栢� 栢 � 栢� 栢� 栢� � 栢 � 栢� � � 栢� � � 栢 栢 栢� ;� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � 栢� � � � � � � � � � � ;栢 栢� � 栢� � 栢� � � � 栢� 栢� 栢� � � � � � 栢 栢� � � 栢� ; ; ;DON'T YOU HATE PEOPLE WHO SHOUT AT YOU? ;Don't you hate people who answer their own questions? yeah! ;There are three types of people... those who can count and those who can't. ;"The only good thing about the swedish are their knives.", Aussie pub, 28/11/97 ; (now I will start a war... whoops, sorry. Hit me in the head... free shot.) ; ; My top score: ";" which equates to something like about 27. ; ; Do I win the most compiliations for a 256 byte entry?... 1113 times... ; ;Main aim of game: ;컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴� ;Move the ship back and fourth and take out as many alien ships as possible. ;Haven't you seen ID4 yet? ;Controls: ;컴컴컴컴� ;Left : Right ;Right: Right ;Fire : Left ;Quit : Right ;Music ;컴컴� ;none. ;(couldn't quite fit in the 200 odd K of 44khz samples.) ;Questions ;컴컴컴컴� ;Q1) Why do the aliens scroll so crappy, and why do they go over the screen ; boundary? ;A1) What are you talking about? I fixed that!. ; ;Q2) This game sux. My dog can code better. ;A2) My cat coded this. Would I put my name on this junk? ; ;Q3) Hey! Wow! this is the coolest game I have ever played. How did you do it? ;A3) Ask my cat. ; ;Q4) ...in 256 bytes? I could have done that in 120 and entered it in the ; 128 byte compo a few years ago, and that's with VGA and everything. ;A4) Well good for you. You are better than my cat. I suck, you are a guru, ; and you can't even ask a proper question. It should go in the ; statement section. ; ;Q5) Your code is hard to read! why did you do that for? ;A5) If you want the code, then just dump it in DEBUG or any other debugger. ; I don't know why I did it... just to make it hard to read I guess. ; "TD 256_DSI.COM" ; ;Q6) When I change the number of aliens, your code won't compile. ;A6) It will under TASM. Use it. "TASM /M9 256_DSI" / "TLINK /T 256_DSI" ; ;Q7) Why is the cursor still there? ;A7) Coz I err... my cat ran out of room. Anyway, it is the Mother Ship that ; you can't kill. ; ;Q8) Hey your game is too hard to play, even with four aliens.... ;A8) well... I can only get around 27 of the little fellows, and I am no ; game player. I haven't even finished Sam & Max, and Monkey Island 2 yet, ; let alone Doom 2, Quake... ; ;Q9) Hey this game is too easy! When does it get harder? ;A9) When you up the "No_Aliens" below, to around 20. ; ;Q10) Why dont you clear the screen when you hit Quit? ;A11) I couldn't fit in a lousy 5 bytes. Can you? ;...and remember to watch out for those beady liitle eyes. They're everywhere! ;컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴� ;log file: ;KEYBOARD/DISPLAY SHIP/QUIT ;178 bytes. not looking good at all! ;173, 149 bytes. ~40 bytes need to be taken off! ;109 bytes. hey! did it. awesome. 147 bytes to play with. woo-hoo! ;105 bytes (6.ASM). 151 bytes to play with now. 5 more & I'll call it quits. ;97 bytes... keeps going down. when will this stop? ; ;KEYBOARD/DISPLAY/ALIEN/FIRE and fancy alien DNA sticky stuff that stinks. ;256 bytes. ; ;21-Feb. Decided to fix the scrolly aliens so it looked much better, ; unfortunatley I have now lost the nice CLS when one quits. ; Though I think it is worth having a nice scrolling aliens than a ; dopey old buggy back & forth & jump-up aliens which are all over the ; place, and forego the nice 5 byte CLS. Just can't fit it in... ; Can you? ; ;Get a dog up ya, and drive a Jack'd up Subey with 33x12/r15's! ...eh Grumble? ;Six sevens are forty, 2 nines are 8 and who put this bloody shoe on my head? ;As usual I do things the hard way. Take a quick squiz at the stupid way I ; move the alien. I know that there is a much better way of doing this... ; there has to be. Just wish I knew what it was! My method is way too big!! ;컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴� ;The town of Quirindi today declared war against people driving over the ; towns only round-about. A spokesman for the tooth-pick company said ; "Gee, thats too bad.", while I received four hours of community service. ;The game started off well, the ball being dropped into freds segment ;which helped Mr Freds win the game 4-nill. Public ;outrage was the venue of today's game when Ms Walker ran across the ; field bare-naked. Police authories quickly caught and covered the 22 year ; old, while the crowd was going bezerk. ;The towns only historic site ORG 100H ;may have its name changed shortly. ;The new name will become ORG 101H, due to the owners memory loss. ;The organisers of the bazzare happenings of late have come under ;spot-light. The mayor of the town speculated that if something is not soon ;the town may as well pack up and go home. A question was asked "where is home, ;if home is not here". Mr Mayor got confused, grabbed his coat, and left the ;building, via the back door. ;Mr Roger Wilco of Xenon today put a motion forward that the road ; "Assume Cresent", 15 kilometers north of the town, should be renamed to: Assume Cs : Freds ; back for more in Night Mare on Elm Street part 48. Opening tonight! ;Overheard the otherday... ;" Whats under the bonnet?" ;" 454 bored out to .386 ;" ;" ...err?! bored out to what?" ;" to 386. Dont you know anything?" ;" nah... obviously not.", turns around to the bloke behind him and says ;" what the hell is this bloke on about? who has ever heard of boring a 454 ;" out to .386?" ;" buggered if I know mate." ;컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴� No_Aliens equ 4 ;컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴� I :mov al, 11b ;010 int 10000b ;010 mov bl, 110101b ;010 am :push cs ;001 Remove this and it wont work! pop es ;001 ...because I said so thats why! mov dx, 154 - (no_aliens * 4) ;10010110b ;011 mov di, offset @@ ;011 mov eax, 00000111100101000000011100100000b ;110 mov cl, No_Aliens ;010 rep stosd ;011 push 1011100000000000b ;011 pop es ;001 mov eax, 00000111110111000000011111011100b ;110 mov cl, 100b ;010 mov di, 110111011010b ;011 wacked :stosd ;010 add di, 11110b ;011 loop wacked ;010 xor di, di ;010 xor bp, bp ;010 up :pusha ;001 mov dx, 1111011010b ;011 on :in al, dx ;001 test al, 1000b ;010 je on ;010 scooby :in al, dx ;001 test al, 1000b ;010 jne scooby ;010 call @@���������� ;011 push cs ;001 pop ds ;001 mov si, offset @@ ;011 mov cx, No_Aliens * 10b ;011 rep movsw ;010 popa ;001 push es ;001 pop ds ;001 push 0 ;010 pop fs ;010 mov al, fs:[10000010111b] ;100 test al, 1 ;010 je snacks ;010 ; mov ax, 11b ;cant fit it ;011 Nice exit! Gotta have this. ; int 10000b ;in. ;010 Dont you hate all of those ret ;001 old games that had no exit/ snacks :test al, 10b ;010 quit in them? How bloody hard je @@� ;010 is it to wack in: or si, si ;010 ASM jg @@� ;010 MOV AX, 3 lea si, [bx+10001b] ;011 INT 10h mov byte ptr [si], 10110011b;011 MOV AX, 4Ch @@� : ; INT 21h test al, 100b ;010 END je @@�� ;010 inc bx ;001 inc bx ;001 eh? thats want I want cmp bl, 1111110b ;011 to know! jge @@��� ;010 @@�� : test al, 1000b ;010 je @@���� ;010 @@��� : sub bl, 10b ;011 jge @@���� ;010 inc bx ;001 inc bx ;001 @@���� : mov bh, 1111b ;010 test si, si ;010 jle @@����� ;010 mov byte ptr [si], 100000b ;011 sub si, 10100000b ;100 mov al, 10110011b ;010 xchg byte ptr [si], al ;010 cmp al, 10010100b ;010 jne @@����� ;010 inc byte ptr ds:[111110011100b] ;111 "kill-your-mam-with-an-axe- mov byte ptr [si], 100000b ;011 score" routine. huge! inc bp ;001 push cs ;001 pop es ;001 pusha ;A 1 for the money mov si, di ;A 2 for the show mov di, offset @@ ;A 3 for the blues, now go cat go... mov cl, No_Aliens * 100b ;010 ;Elvis couldn't sing. rep movsw ;010 popa ;001 push ds ;001 pop es ;001 @@����� : mov dword ptr [bx+ 1101b], 00000111110111000000011100100000b ;6 mov dword ptr [bx+10001b], 00000111110111000000011111011011b mov byte ptr [bx+10101b], 00100000b cmp bp, No_Aliens - 1 ;011 jg am ;100 cmp di, 111100000010b ;100 jg @@����������� ;010 test cl, cl ;010 jne @@������� � ;010 inc di ;001 inc di ;001 cmp di, dx ;010 jne @@��������� ;010 inc cx ;001 jmp @@�������� ;010 @@������� : dec di ;001 dec di ;001 push dx ;001 add dx, (No_Aliens * 100b) + (No_Aliens * 010b) ;011 cmp di, dx ;010 pop dx ;001 jg @@��������� dec cx ;001 add dx, 101000000b ;100 @@�������� : call @@���������� ;011 add di, 10100000b ;100 @@��������� : jmp up ;011 @@���������� : pusha ;001 mov cl, (No_Aliens + 1)*10b ;010 mov al, 100000b ;010 rep stosw ;010 popa ;001 @@����������� : ret ;001 @@������������� db 0 @@ dw No_Aliens dup (?) ;0 ;...and so the life of Mr Freds ends ;having a heart attack after the third quarter. ; The game was too violent, the all-blacks receiving ; 12 penalties in the first-half while Yardi Morrison ; pulled an iron bar out from jersey and up'd the coach. ; The sight of blood caused Mr Freds to go into a state of ; massive shock, and being unfit, his life ended in a massive ; heart attack on the field. Max had to race him to the ; hospital though on his way, missed the turn, and ended up ; in a dead end I ;meanwhile ; stayed until the saga had finished and was quite tired ; when I finally got home. ;That's it.. Good luck. And keep on dancing. � �