Proudly Presents

TYRIAN Final Sales (c) Epic MegaGames

Supplied by │ Zeus                   │ Release Date    │ 05 October 1995
Cracked by  │ Nobody                 │ Protection      │ None Located
Packaged by │ Zeus & TRC             │ Release Rating  │ 90%

With all the weak floppy games out lately, its nice to see that at least
one company is still cranking out quality disk entertainment.  Tyrian is
the best shoot 'em up ever created for the PC, with great graphics, sound
and even parallax scrolling.  Blast your way through dozens of levels as
you enjoy the latest offering from your favorite floppy group, Eclipse!

Although Zeus has cranked out a number of CD hits for Hybrid, this is his
first for Eclipse.  We bid him welcome back to the supplying world - the
supply God has returned!

Eclipse News : Check out the lists for promotions and new members.  Lots
of surprises in this nfo file, even for people IN Eclipse!
You all deserve more than I can give you, its great having
the best bunch of guys in the scene in my group  -TRC

Eclipse Hi's : Hybrid   - Our Brothers in Crime
Tyranny  - Kudos for admitting how bad your releases are!
Prestige - Polly want a cracker?

QUIZ of the RELEASE :

"So, OJ Simpson, now that you're a FREE man, what're you gonna do next!?"

a.  "I'm gunna molest my kids"
b.  "I'm gunna kill dat bitch's sista"
c.  "I'm gunna make a million dollahs on pay-per-view"
d.  "I'm gunna pay Fuhrman that million dollahs I promised 'im"
e.  "I'm goin' ta Disneyland!"

[Correct Answer : Due to the politically correct nature of the eclipse.nfo
file, it would not be correct for us to disclose the 'correct' answer at
this time, especially in light of the fact that no answer is completely
'correct,' some answers are merely less 'incorrect' than others, therefore
it would be improper to stunt the development of young minds by judging
their answers based on merit, so every answer is actually correct, and our
youngsters will later be able to choose the correct answer for themselves
[note: this will be done when they are released into the world, totally
unprepared for what they are about to find, as political correctness has
robbed them of any moral ground on which to stand, which, bolstered by
such images as a rich minority member getting away with murder, will be
further muddled as our youngsters continue to vote for democrats in their
misguided search for 'the good life'].

This 'DEEP THOUGHT' brought to you by the carrier of the scene's
conservative movement, yes, you guessed it, none other than the
malicious-minded, evil-intentioned, and generally grossly exaggerating
compulsive liar, The "I Tell It Like I See It" Renegade "Retard" Chemist!
And remember, just because you agree with me doesn't mean I'm not stupid!

Eclipse Membership

BlueWater, Celestial Wizard, Chaft, ChainSaw MasSace, Digital Justice
The Druid, ECI, Excessive Knight, Heavy Metal, Hoson, Mad Gunman,
Mad Monkey, Mad Turnip, MindBender, Mod, Marauder, Randall Flagg,
The Renegade Chemist, Rygar, WildCard, and of course, our pal ZEUS!

Eclipse Elite Bulletin Boards

Park Central         World HQ       16 Nodes    708.XXX.XXXX   PC Staff
Fatal Future         European HQ    10 Nodes    +46.XXX.XXXX   MindBender
Robins First Orgasm  Canadian HQ     5 Nodes    613.XXX.XXXX   RFO Staff
The Druid's Keep     Aussie HQ       8 Nodes    +61.XXX.XXXX   The Druid

State of Devolution  Member Board    4 Nodes    305.XXX.XXXX   Marauder

Acheron              Affiliate       3 Nodes    214.XXX.XXXX   Bababooey

Lunatic Asylum       Cyberspace HQ              XX.XXX.X.XXX   XXX

Contacting Eclipse

Contact us on one of our boards, or in #eclipse on IRC.

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